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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 14:17

Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
This Is How To Make Your Brain Act 4 Years Younger, According To Science - MindBodyGreen
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Still no good.
"People don't even like him": Musk becomes GOP pariah after "ridiculous" Trump attacks - Axios
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Acting NASA Administrator Janet Petro June 6, 2025 - NASA Watch
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
No go.
Trump's U.S. Steel decision may come later than expected - Axios
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Woodruff departs rehab outing after taking liner to elbow - MLB.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
David Beckham scores a winner with the royal circle - BBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Bitcoin fans aren’t all sold on Trump’s meme coin - NBC News
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Sonic Racing CrossWorlds Is a Kart Racing Spectacle That Celebrates Sega’s History - IGN
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Israel warns ‘Tehran will burn’ as Netanyahu hints at regime change - Financial Times
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
World’s most popular TikTok star Khaby Lame leaves the U.S. after being detained by ICE - ABC News
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Thumbs down again.
No way